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IN RELATED NEWS, I GOT MY FIRST INDUSTRY JOB. I’M AN OFFICE ASSISTANT ON THE NEW NBC SHOW “AQUARIUS.”

It’s not a comedy, but it’s another HUGE step in my career closer to me being a funny bad-ass lady of comedy people quote. :D

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

cubebreaker:

Surfer and photographer Clark Little has made it his life’s work to help others see the same beauty in an ocean wave that he does.

nicoleanell:

zevristar:

but like why didnt baltar just ask ppl to read a captcha to see if theyre robo

Imagine Tigh just totally unable to read one of those captchas and being like WHAT THE FRRRAK KIND OF TEST IS THIS, MAKE THE LETTERS NORMAL YOU LITTLE SHIT and he crumples the paper up and Baltar goes back to the drawing board.

And then three years later, they’re both like “…oh.”

(Source: ellentighofficial)

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samdoesfunstuff:

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I GOT IT! I GOT THE GOOD REPLY! I’m going in for a full-day trial run on a sweet new job on Friday, so wish me lots of luck!!

waiting on an important e-mail like

(Source: rnargotrobbie)

Sep 9

janefoster:

it’s feeling like one of those nights where i want to talk loud and long about why jane foster is the most logical and meaningful choice for the new thor in the comic books uh oh uh oh

Sep 9
HELP YOU GUYS HOW WOULD HODOR SAY “THAT WAS WELL PLAYED, SIR, PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND”?????

HELP YOU GUYS HOW WOULD HODOR SAY “THAT WAS WELL PLAYED, SIR, PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND”?????

Sep 9

We must find Prince Oberyn before he kills somebody… or several somebodies.

(Source: oberynsmartell)