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Progress reports arriving.
The farms of Aerilon are burning. The beaches of Canceron are burning. The plains of Leonis are burning. The jungles of Scorpia are burning. The pastures of Tauron are burning. The harbors of Picon are burning. The cities of Caprica are burning. The oceans of Aquaria are burning. The courthouses of Libran are burning. The forests of Virgon are burning.
The Colonies of Man lie trampled at our feet.

Progress reports arriving.

The farms of Aerilon are burning. The beaches of Canceron are burning. The plains of Leonis are burning. The jungles of Scorpia are burning. The pastures of Tauron are burning. The harbors of Picon are burning. The cities of Caprica are burning. The oceans of Aquaria are burning. The courthouses of Libran are burning. The forests of Virgon are burning.

The Colonies of Man lie trampled at our feet.

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boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

captainblackbird:

#all three of them -jon and robb and theon- are like ARYA U SO CUTE  

 #and then they were never happy again

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donewithwoodenteeth:

"Kings" + Final Words

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In case anyone’s curious what happens when websites meet, this weekend the Nerdist @bats faced the FunnyorDie Rough Drafts in the LA Comedy Softball league, and the Rough Drafts wiped the floor with the @bats, 23-3.

That’s okay, though! I think it means we’re the really bad team with a lot of heart that everyone roots for. We just need a montage and we’re set.

"My Shepard don’t have no time for romance. She’s gonna be an independent lady," I said.

But then I kind of flirted with Kaiden once and then when we parted I promised we’d talk again and he said “I’d like that” all sexy and then I just kept going back for more and whoops he just spent the night in my quarters.

pay the iron price// a mix for krakens

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An interesting note: in the War of Five Kings on the show, Balon Greyjoy isn’t doing so bad. He’s alive, unlike Renly, Robb, and Joffrey, and he hasn’t suffered any crushing defeats that have seriously impacted his way of life, unlike Stannis. He’s still chillin’ in his island castle plotting his next move. Granted, the Ironborn lost Winterfell and Theon’s a captive, but it’s not like they ever held Winterfell to begin with, and Theon has been a captive for like 99% of the last ten years (sure, now there’s no chance he’ll ever come home and produce the next generation of Greyjoys, but there’s still Yara, who Balon likes better anyway). In fact, with Moat Cailin (and presumably Deepwood Motte and a good chunk of the rest of Winterfell’s western shore), he actually holds more territory than he did at the beginning of the war.

Not that he has any chance of marching on King’s Landing and overthrowing the Lannisters or anything, but really all Balon Greyjoy wants is to rule the Iron Islands and maybe some of the North as an independent country and be left alone, and he’s basically doing exactly that. The worst Joffrey’s dwarf show could do was put him on the back of a squid (oooh, the Greyjoy house sigil, so insulting) and let him kind of run around the edges of the fight not really affecting much.

Granted, by this point in the books he’s already dead (Robb received news of Balon’s death shortly before his own), and of course Melisandre had a leech with his name on it, so Balon probably isn’t long for this show. But the side effect of pushing Balon’s death back this far means that it’s actually given him a little victory.

Things I learned last night while gif-ing: If you’re really frustrated because the person’s mouth doesn’t look like they’re saying the words, and you don’t understand how you could have fucked up this badly and gotten the wrong clip or something and you can’t even understand what piece you did get and ugh maybe you’re just terrible at lipreading god what is happening??

Then the frames are probably in reverse order.

(I learned that lesson twice)